"Lieutenant Dan, don't come over here!"

Rosie's got the army crawl down pat. She can make it across the living room in seconds! The only problem is... she looks like a wounded soldier! The other night, Leo was cracking almonds on the floor and Rosie, of course, was extremely curious. Leo kept trying to move around to keep her away, but it was to no avail. At one point he said "Lieutenant Dan, don't come over here!" Lt. Dan, if you recall, was the injured Vietnam vet in Forrest Gump. Well, this guy had a missing leg, and fortunately Rosie's are both intact, but if she was to lose one, she'd still be pretty mobile.